20- If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington D.C.
21- If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.
22- When they ask, "where are you from?" you reply, Italy !!, yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hands.
23- Have Spaghetti with yoghourt using spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg.
24- Have an "Aaftaabeh in your Toilet" and if not...
25- water in a milk bottle will do just as good.
26- Invite friends over for dinner and buy Pizza, yet cook some extra rice... just in case!.
27- Believe no-one else can make Kabaab Better than us.
28- Watch Rugby Test Matches, yet play only soccer over the weekends.
29- Being addicted (so much) to "Tea " that you drink it in a big coffee mug.
30- Have dogs but don't let them come inside the house.
31- Beat the hell out of them (dogs) when they come in, then suddenly remember they are " Najess " and go and wash out your hands 7 times with soap and say, "Pedar Sag Aslan Aadam nemeesheh!!!!
32- Complain about everybody's accent, but your self’s
33- If you wear a luxury ROLEX watch and you are always LATE at appointments, meetings and dates.
34- If you have been living in "Kharej" for 25 years and people still call you "Sarhang".
35- If you eat McDonald with "Somagh" and your son eats "Chelo-Kebab" with Ketch-up.
36- If you have been living 25 years in CANADA , yet not bought a house, because you still think: "Hanooz maloom nist inja bemoonim ya na"
37- If you have bought shares of YAHOO company because you want to show you are " Darvish -maslak". (Ya, Hoo!)
38- If you run a business and wish Iranian come to you, but at the same time strongly believe that "Ba Irooni moameleh nemikonam chon hamashon kolah-bardar va sharlatanan va mikhan sare adam kolah bezaran"
39- If you talk about a 25-30 years old car and still say "Kehili tamiz - Fanni saalem"
40- If you finish this Email and think "That was right, All Iranian are like this. and repeat to yourself: "Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam"
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